This Week At A Glance (plus a couple more little things I left out from the past few weeks):
Flooding has been bad lately..Val and I had to push our tuk tuk out of a bit rut in the road when it got stuck on our way to lunch. girl power!
We gave our first quiz/test on body parts! Some of the students are pros, and others...

...had some problems. lol This is Tida, god bless her she tries so hard but just can't get the hang of it. She'll be sitting in the front row from now on.
CLFCA (school 1) is totally loving the batmitten set and soccer ball that Dave left here!! Thank you, Dave!!
At KHK (school 2), I've decided that Monday is gonna be my last day teaching with my translator/helper guy, Sophannara.
To get his attention for one of the students a couple weeks ago, I tapped him..no response, and so I nudged his leg with my foot. Apparently a woman's touching a man with her foot is one of the most offensive gestures she can make. Since then , things have been difficult between us. We used to teach together so well! Since "the incident" though, he's been unfriendly and rude..and he likes to make comments to the class (which is just awkward cause they like me) in Khmer..and I think he's under the impression that I can never understand him. Sorry, dude, sometimes I can. And I can always understand rolling eyes and body language. So, I've already apologized to you, Sophannara, but again I'm sorry for touching you with my foot. I hope you get over it eventually. Until then, have fun teaching english without me.
Sucks though because I do love that class, that was my music class..but, I'll get a new one!! Plus I get to teach more of the kids if I change classes a few times. So, it's all for the better.
So, we got through the rest of the week in one piece...and now that I have some fun company, this is the first time I've really gotten to enjoy a WEEKEND!

Friday night Val and I hit up downtown for some Mexican (in Cambodia!!), American hip hop, some really funny hats, and a huge serving of tourism. I've decided that being a tourist really isn't all that bad! Most of my time here I've been trying to convince all the locals that I'm this new breed of white Cambodian roaming around the streets of Siem Reap, spending less than a dollar a day on food and speaking Khmer to everyone (even westerners) ..but really, local or not, everyone's just happy to have you! Got back to the hotel around 10:30 and slept in till 8..it felt great!
Saturday was completely dedicated to nothingness. I had nothing to do besides.. to do nothing! Lounged around, did some yoga!, helped Soda (guy working downstairs) start a blog for a tour guide business he's trying to get started **we had a photoshoot, too lol**
---because I have a facebook, skype, and blog I'm like the queen of technology..I uploaded skype onto the hotel computer and made Ratana a skype account (she leaves me messages almost every day lol)---and bicycled to market in the evening to buy some fruit.
It's always so fun going to market!! They never expect you to know a word of Khmer, and then when you walk up not only saying "Suo Sudei!", but also explaining that you'd like to buy a half kilo of bananas and some bottled water they're COMPLETELY blown away!
The ladies working in the fruit section insisted that I try this little green fruit, too. I broke it open, took a bite of the inside, and it was SO SOUR that I thought I would be sick lol it was just...so, so sour. Then they offered me a dip in this bowl of red sugary looking stuff, and I had eaten ice a couple days earlier so I was feeling invincible--dipped my little sour fruit in, took another bite, and it was the SALTIEST, HOTTEST taste I had ever experienced haha.
I asked Ta what it was when I got back to the hotel; apparently they smash up a few blazing hot peppers in a bowl of salt. And it tasted just like you'd expect salt and peppers to taste: salty and peppery. The ladies gave me four free green fruits and put some peppery salt in a little to go bag. Also bought two white pomegranites before I left. They're one of my new favorite fruit!
Also went to another section and bought the juciest, most delicious apples I've ever had--everything is better home grown! There were a few boys there who couldn't have been older than I am (then again, everyone here looks so young you really cant tell!) who I spoke English with for about a half hour. It's always fun seeing how excited people get when they realize you're an English speaker.
Val's been touring Angkor Wat this weekend. It would have been great to go with her, but I was happy to have gone with Elderhostle, too. They were awesome company. That night after she got home from temple-ing all day, she walked over and said, "hey jen, wanna order a pizza?" lol! So we had delivered to the hotel what was supposed to be a vegi pizza with mushrooms on half...but when it came it had magically become half pineapple and half ham. lol oh well, hawaiian's good, too!
TODAY is where the title of this post comes into play--literally! Val's a HUGE Red Sox fan..Popo, she's worse than you are about the Cubs!! So, she brought with her to Cambodia a whole bag of Red Sox Tshirts, some plastic balls, and a plastic bat. what a freakin great idea! When she came back from temples around noon, we bicycled to grab some lunch and some delicious smoothies, and headed to the orphanage for the afternoon--I love teaching so much, I love the classes, and I LOVE the students, but the orphanage is really where all the "fun" is!! Wrestling, playing airplane, stickers, drawing, sports--and we've only been there twice!!
So, because the Red Sox have a huge game tonight, today was baseball day!! We all put on our new Red Sox Tshirts, each got some baseball cards, and headed into the yard to play! 4 medium size rocks were the bases and if your bat touched the ball, you ran! the kids LOVED it!
I can't wait to go back. We go every Sunday, but I hope to stop by during the weeks a few times before school. As far as orphanages go, this one is fantastic! The kids seem happy (although some require a little more nudging to participate), they know English fairly well, and the two men and one woman who run it seem to really care about them. Although though the place itself is absolutely tiny and dirty, they make the most of it. It really makes me appreciate everything I have..most of the things that I take for granted, even like driving a car, these kids may never know. I also wonder a lot what happened to their parents. An older girl there, 15, has only been at the orphanage for a year..so what happened? It just makes me feel incredibly, incredibly lucky to have been born in the US.
AND that brings you to right at this moment. I was going to bicycle down the road about a mile to get a delicious to-go noodle dinner, but it was pouring out (go figure..it never rains in cambodia...) so I made some ramen-like noodles (except that in cambodia, ramen noodles come with 3 packets inside: one of spicey sauce, one of diced herbs, and one of powder flavoring), had some hot chocolate, and more Shark Week. Tomorrow morning at 9 I'm going with Val and Ratana to watch a traditional Khmer dance recital for little kids. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be adorable. I hope all's well in the 706 and about 30 other area codes!
"Kgnom nuck neak! Chou-up kuhneea chap chap! hi nung Douv Red Sox!!!"